Bellicose Junction: Mayor's first "Tweets" goes awry

Monday, January 10, 2011

Mayor's first "Tweets" goes awry

Mayor Poppy Largent this weekend offered up his first "tweet" on Twitter. Mr. Largent tyed, "I'm teeting" ..

Offense was taken.

The local chapter of NOW, the Natural Organization of Wildebeests, said they were offended at "teeting." The Wildebeest community has been known to have a past history of being overly milked by conquesters from the Red Sea.

Mr. Largent tried to temper the tempest. After the original tweet stating the eroneous spelling error, the Mayor followed it up with, "My hos are busty and fun." The Mayor had to immediately issue a statement saying the Mayor meant to say "my toes are combustible and weigh a ton."

The Mayor said he will cease his use of Twitter in the future after the controversy.

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The Bellisoce Junction blog is written by a proud resident. Beefman Kinker was born in the Hospital of the Civil Servant of the Riots in 1933. His keen ability to cultivate news and harbor it in large packets propelled him to an early reporting job for the Bellicose Schmuck, which later become the Schmuckraker of Record. Today, Kinker lives with his mother in a lake house near the Mount Bubble neighborhood of Bellicose Junction. Kinker prides himself on his tomato plants and his rubbish collection that he houses in a shed near Mayor Poppy Largent's vineyard. Kinker attempts to wake up daily. And when he does, he enjoys writing gossipy posts about his fellow neighbors in Bellicose Junction. He also tends to the hourly needs of the llamas in his 102 acre ranch that supplies meat for Bellicose Junction.

THE HISTORY OF BELLICOSE JUNCTION The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online. This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.