Bellicose Junction: Annual Raise the Roof Parade held

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Annual Raise the Roof Parade held

The 88th Annual Raise the Roof parade was held in Bellicose Junction this afternoon. Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared on a float on the parade stating "I am going to pump you up." And "asta la vista baby." And a number of other statements few had any ability to coherently understand.

The Mayor's office released a statement late today that "no one invited him" and "I'm not sure how he even got here."

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The Bellisoce Junction blog is written by a proud resident. Beefman Kinker was born in the Hospital of the Civil Servant of the Riots in 1933. His keen ability to cultivate news and harbor it in large packets propelled him to an early reporting job for the Bellicose Schmuck, which later become the Schmuckraker of Record. Today, Kinker lives with his mother in a lake house near the Mount Bubble neighborhood of Bellicose Junction. Kinker prides himself on his tomato plants and his rubbish collection that he houses in a shed near Mayor Poppy Largent's vineyard. Kinker attempts to wake up daily. And when he does, he enjoys writing gossipy posts about his fellow neighbors in Bellicose Junction. He also tends to the hourly needs of the llamas in his 102 acre ranch that supplies meat for Bellicose Junction.

THE HISTORY OF BELLICOSE JUNCTION The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online. This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.