Sunday, January 9, 2011

Accident shuts down Foreskin Hill

An accident involving a horse carriage filled with low calorie cream cheese has left one Amish man injured and Jim Yolk's egg delivery truck damaged.

The incident occurred when a buttery stretch of Foreskin Hill became slippery as the horse and buggy traveled over it.

Witnesses on the scene said that Bellicose Junction road crews were trying to rub the butter off of Foreskin throughout the day but it continued to get harder as time went on,

Jim Yolk was not angry. For his burden has always been light.



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