Bellicose Junction: Cops searching for Pigface

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cops searching for Pigface

Bellicose Junction police officers are searching the town tonight for Ebeneezer Pigface after he robbed the popular town pawn shop the Tampawn.

Cops say that Pigface entered the Tampawn around 7:30 this evening asking shopkeepers to tell him a rhyme. After they failed to pleasure Pigface with an adequate ditty, he pulled out a frozen hamsteak from his coat pocket and ran off with a bag of cash.

Police spokesman Christian Atheist told this website that they have surveillance evidence of Pigface's hamsteak caper.

No comment on how much loot Pigface oinked away with.

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The Bellisoce Junction blog is written by a proud resident. Beefman Kinker was born in the Hospital of the Civil Servant of the Riots in 1933. His keen ability to cultivate news and harbor it in large packets propelled him to an early reporting job for the Bellicose Schmuck, which later become the Schmuckraker of Record. Today, Kinker lives with his mother in a lake house near the Mount Bubble neighborhood of Bellicose Junction. Kinker prides himself on his tomato plants and his rubbish collection that he houses in a shed near Mayor Poppy Largent's vineyard. Kinker attempts to wake up daily. And when he does, he enjoys writing gossipy posts about his fellow neighbors in Bellicose Junction. He also tends to the hourly needs of the llamas in his 102 acre ranch that supplies meat for Bellicose Junction.

THE HISTORY OF BELLICOSE JUNCTION The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online. This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.