Bored in Bellicose? No need to be!
Here is a list of events taking place this weekend in Bellicose Junction:
Celebrate Russian Christmas with the White Russians! A group of men who sing Boys to Men songs are coming to the Carnegie Watermelon Center on Saturday night. Tickets are 4 cents!
A book burning event at the Wilderness Club, hosted by the same people that recently censored Huckleberry Finn
Bird dropping at the Manwich Building. Afraid of the recent rash of bird deaths around the world?? Bellicose Junction sure isn't! Come to Bellicose Square Sunday morning and help volunteers drop dead birds that they recently collected from sewers and basements. The bird drop organizers are also asking for money to pay people to find more dead birds, and then to drop them again next weekend.
Tommy Hillenger, a 7th grade home-schooled child, made a desktop model of Saigon. Join him at Bellicose Museum where Tommy will show off his model of the Vietnamese city, and dress as "Miss Saigon" to do it
And finally, sad that Christmas is gone? Upset about those bills coming in from Christmas gift-giving? Come to the Bellicose Junction Shopping Arena this weekend to see the town's former Christmas Santa Clauses dress up for one last time as they are chased by rabid monkeys. Bring your gifts you didn't want, and volunteers will collect them to give to the needy.
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