The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online.
This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.
During the last Census, the town of Bellicose Junction was avoided by Census takers. According to the most recent information, Bellicose Junction is comprised of 850 people. The breakdown: 85% white, 10% black, 4% Amish/Presbyterian with a hell-bent love of rubber-hanging testicles on the backs of pick up trucks, and 1% 12-year-old newspaper carriers that still hand out copies of the town newspaper "The Daily Trouble."
The mayor of the town is Poppy Largent, and was elected to the position in 1979. Mr. Largent has expanded resources of the town, cut ribbon and broke wind on the LlaEnergia plant, headed by head head-hunter and headquarters head Mr. Chuck Manson.
The town's main business is LlaMeat, which as the jingle goes, "Is a treat to eat!"
Bellicose Junction, as all other cities and towns, have struggled through the economic turmoil as of late. However, Mayor Largent received a grant from the state to expand the LlaEnergia plant, and employer the large segment of Amish people that last their jobs with the McDevil and ComPete Butter Pad-Factory left the area to move to Figi.
Please continue to check this website for information on the life and times of the Junction, along with the history of music.
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