A large storm system hit Bellicose Junction this weekend, leaving four diminutive Bellicosians dead.
The system dropped over 2 feet of snow on some areas.
Walt Faydeo of the Faydeo milk delivery company witnessed three little people get covered with the white stuff. Faydeo said, "I couldn't save them! They were jumping to spit, but I couldn't save them."
Faydeo said he tried to give them milk for as long as they could. Eventually, the falling snow buried them up to their scalps.
Meanwhile, one more small person died when he tried to save his friends from their demise. Faydeo witnessed his trudging across the snow on a large garbage can lid. "It looked like the little guy was swimming!" Faydeo said.
Sadly, he didn't make it.
Officials have not yet released the names of the persons dead because even though they are over the adult age of 18, they are still the height of 12-year-olds.
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