Bellicose Junction: What is Bellicose Junction?

It may be a real town. And if it is, God love it. Because it's not, as far as I know, a real town.

This website is based on humor, or what the author(s) thinks is humor.

It may be commentary on current events and or past events.

It's all fake. It's not real. It's all for humor.

And the characters? They are fake too. Unless they are based off of someone the author(s) know. And if they are we're not telling.

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About the Author

The Bellisoce Junction blog is written by a proud resident. Beefman Kinker was born in the Hospital of the Civil Servant of the Riots in 1933. His keen ability to cultivate news and harbor it in large packets propelled him to an early reporting job for the Bellicose Schmuck, which later become the Schmuckraker of Record. Today, Kinker lives with his mother in a lake house near the Mount Bubble neighborhood of Bellicose Junction. Kinker prides himself on his tomato plants and his rubbish collection that he houses in a shed near Mayor Poppy Largent's vineyard. Kinker attempts to wake up daily. And when he does, he enjoys writing gossipy posts about his fellow neighbors in Bellicose Junction. He also tends to the hourly needs of the llamas in his 102 acre ranch that supplies meat for Bellicose Junction.

THE HISTORY OF BELLICOSE JUNCTION The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online. This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.