Ebeneezer and Vilma Schnitckfuck have been asking, 'how long will it take?'
The couple has been quizzing Bellicose Junctionites on their knowledge about how long 'it' will be before it becomes 'it.'
The Schnitckfucks moved to Bellicose Junction in the fall of 2010. It has taken a long time since then, they say, and are wondering how long it will take from now on.
"I just want to know how long it will take," Vilma said. "Is that too much to ask?"
The Schnitckfucks intend on creating a Facebook fan page to ask how long it will take.
They hope to find an answer soon.
