A source has informed me that Ned Fiddlestank suspended his life-long quest to purchase Jay-Z tickets. The news comes just as Mickey Rooney passed away way too soon. According to my source, who I will keep nameless and only say he lives right next door to Fiddlestank and you can look him up on the Bellicose Junction city parcel locator, Fiddlestank has gone into retreat with Rooney's untimely and unexpected passing.
Rooney died last night at the age of 93. Few know that Rourke had a rendezvous in Bellicose Junction. One scene of the film ANDY HARDY GETS SPRING FEVER, was actually filmed in the Junction!
The scene was cut from the film, but it took place at the Gassy Wheat and Gas shop along Clover Island in Bellicose Junction. According to Bellicose lure, Great Pappap Hugeasre Fiddlestank III invited Rooney and his then wife Ava Gardner, to a midnight dinner at Hank's Family Deli. The only problem: Hank's wasn't even built until 1999, and the movie was filmed in 1943. Obviously, Rooney and Gardner turned down the invitation and they quickly left Bellicose Junction, some say in fear of the head shapes of the townspeople.
The scene was cut from the film, but it took place at the Gassy Wheat and Gas shop along Clover Island in Bellicose Junction. According to Bellicose lure, Great Pappap Hugeasre Fiddlestank III invited Rooney and his then wife Ava Gardner, to a midnight dinner at Hank's Family Deli. The only problem: Hank's wasn't even built until 1999, and the movie was filmed in 1943. Obviously, Rooney and Gardner turned down the invitation and they quickly left Bellicose Junction, some say in fear of the head shapes of the townspeople.
The Fiddlestank family opened a Mickey Rooney store, complete with a Mickey Rooney newspaper photograph collection and a train set that captures the entire town of Bellicose Junction as it was in 1943 when Rooney filmed his scene in the town.
Ned Fiddlestank has taken up the family tradition and continues to run the makeshift train set. While the museum rarely gets patrons, a large bus took a detour off of Interstate 21 to stop at the Rooney shop, re-named by Fiddlestank the Rooney Toot Toot Whistlestop Station in 2008. The customers didn't stay for long, however, as they thought it was an Andy Rooney museum.
Calls to Fiddlestank went unreturned. But his neighbor, who we are respecting the privacy of, named Wilbur, said that Fiddlestank is deeply upset by Rooney's sudden death. "Gone too soon," Wilbur &*&smith said.
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