Bellicose Junction: Mayor Largent boasts drop in unemployment

Friday, January 7, 2011

Mayor Largent boasts drop in unemployment

The Mayor today released a statement applauding LlaEnergia plant's recent hiring of 2 new employees.

The Mayor said, "While the unemployment rate of 89% in Bellicose Junction is a tad higher than the national average, I have ever reason to believe that things are getting better."

The Mayor was hoping a grant would be given by the state for the Mayor to higher a new limo driver, a personal chef, and a "crazy guy on the corner" position.

The Mayor said that he expected next month's rate to be near 88%, which would be the third month in a row the unemployment numbers fell.

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The Bellisoce Junction blog is written by a proud resident. Beefman Kinker was born in the Hospital of the Civil Servant of the Riots in 1933. His keen ability to cultivate news and harbor it in large packets propelled him to an early reporting job for the Bellicose Schmuck, which later become the Schmuckraker of Record. Today, Kinker lives with his mother in a lake house near the Mount Bubble neighborhood of Bellicose Junction. Kinker prides himself on his tomato plants and his rubbish collection that he houses in a shed near Mayor Poppy Largent's vineyard. Kinker attempts to wake up daily. And when he does, he enjoys writing gossipy posts about his fellow neighbors in Bellicose Junction. He also tends to the hourly needs of the llamas in his 102 acre ranch that supplies meat for Bellicose Junction.

THE HISTORY OF BELLICOSE JUNCTION The Town of Bellicose Junction, founded in 1895 by Donovan McNickerbocker of the McNickerbocker family from Eastern Europe, is now online. This website is meant to document the events, lives, deaths, tragedies, tendencies, and tenacity of the small town.